1. Playing off the fact that they were mutually staring at me from across the room while I played on my phone. Also playing off that they are probably going to kill me in my sleep

    Playing off the fact that they were mutually staring at me from across the room while I played on my phone. Also playing off that they are probably going to kill me in my sleep

  2. And then someone gave me access to the league facebook page…

    Seriously though. Things are about to get hilarious. I’ve lined up 7 posts that involve Grumpy Cat, dogs in panty hose, and Kim Kardashian crying. These better get so many likes!

  3. Sunday morning coffee shop love

    Sunday morning coffee shop love

  4. Today we did the Dirty Dash. This was my awesome outfit. Plus we put Rotty the Stank Pig on our shirts. Rotty is the mascot of our roller derby fresh meat crew: Rotten Meat

    Today we did the Dirty Dash. This was my awesome outfit. Plus we put Rotty the Stank Pig on our shirts. Rotty is the mascot of our roller derby fresh meat crew: Rotten Meat

  5. Human cat tree and caravan.

    Human cat tree and caravan.

  6. It’s #thestruggle at work today with a broken a/c in my office

    It’s #thestruggle at work today with a broken a/c in my office

  7. As of the photos couldn’t get any cooler, this one wins all the things. I love this sport because it’s fun and because it makes me look neat.

    As of the photos couldn’t get any cooler, this one wins all the things. I love this sport because it’s fun and because it makes me look neat.

  8. "Hey ladies. Do you know where a guy might find a drink around here?"

    "Hey ladies. Do you know where a guy might find a drink around here?"

  9. Lilac City Roller Girls
    Also, everyone needs to like us on Facebook and then come to our bouts and give us your money love and affection ;)
  10. Last night my league helped set up recycling for the world’s largest 3 on 3 basketball tournament and then skated the empty streets like rowdy ladies :)

    Last night my league helped set up recycling for the world’s largest 3 on 3 basketball tournament and then skated the empty streets like rowdy ladies :)

  11. My favorite photo of the night. And to think, 10 months ago I could only stop myself by running/ slamming into walls

    My favorite photo of the night. And to think, 10 months ago I could only stop myself by running/ slamming into walls

  12. Trailing one of our all star jammers on her own turf

    Trailing one of our all star jammers on her own turf

  13. More photos from Fridays bout. I look far more rad than I really am

    More photos from Fridays bout. I look far more rad than I really am